Maria Ozawa FHM May 2009 Taiwan Cover Girl


Maria Ozawa TIME DESU!!

Popular Japanese AV actress, Maria Ozawa, graces the cover of FHM Taiwan Magazine for the May 2009 issue.

This issue of Maria Ozawa was done with excellent taste and class.

I have to admit, Maria Ozawa’s body has TONED up quite bit since the last time I’ve seen her naked…

Now I love her even MORE!!

Watch her video that was done at the photoshoot from Youtube =P

Shino, thank me later brotha ❤

Youtube Video from Photoshoot

FHM 2009 五月號Cover Girl–小澤瑪莉亞

Tokyo Mater HQ “Cars”

I am sure you’ve all heard or seen the movie “CARS” by Disney PIXAR.

Well here is an official adult version or should I say for “JDM CAR ENTHUSIASTS” short clip version.

I’ll admit I love EVERY single PIXAR movie!!

Here are some insider Phen Club member secretes to this short clip ( ^o^)”

1:17 You can see Chuki on the TV
2:08 The 370z is Koji from Maternational
is Emma from Maternational
is a Buy ‘N’ Large (Wal-Mart) cup from Wall-e
3:30 Means Hairy houses or something like that…
3:31 You can see Mike and Sully from Monsters inc. inside the restaurant in car form
5:53 You can see DJ and Chuki

Enjoy my Phen Club members ❤

(Don’t forget to watch it in HQ)

My favorite part:



SNL – Mother Lover

UPDATED June 05, 2009 LINK FOUND!!

For those of you that got a crack out of SNL – Dick in a Box, here is the sequel to it.

SNL – Mother Lover

Click link below to watch the Music Video

Yes… Brian I know it was “SO LAST WEEK” late -_-“<^>

EDIT: Youtube wont allow the ORIGINAL music video to be uploaded, and I have NO idea how to make the video player work to appear on my wordpress…the tutorials don’t work either = FAIL!!

Auto Concept Elite – HIN San Mateo Domination April 4, 2009!!

Watch my POS 2 hour editing video I made off Windows Movie Maker…

Yea, don’t laugh I am a NOOB!!

Nuff said… Peep the EXTRA BONUS SCENE + Sean spread his legs wide open for some gay action LMFAO

(Watch in HQ please / Rate it a 5 STAR BITCHZ!!)

Oldie but GOoOoOdie ❤

Since I know some of you will ask for song titles:

Intro – Bow Wow – Rock the Mic

2nd – Rolling shot pic music – Random song I found with no title… instrumental

3rd – Keri Hilson ft. Neyo & Kanye West – Knock You Down

4th – Ya Boy – We Run LA

5th – Timberland ft. Missy E & T-Pain – Talk that Shit

Bonus – Neyo – Miss Independent

Lingerie Football League = BRILLIANT!!

Some of the women wanted more out of their lives, others just wanted a chance in front of a camera. The more serious competitors thrive on athletics and jumped at the chance to be part of a team.

Inside a cavernous warehouse in an office park west of Brandon, 40 candidates for a fledgling women’s football league sweated out drills testing their speed, strength and endurance. They jumped, ran, pivoted and ran again.

Welcome: The Tampa Breeze – Tampa’s Lingerie Football Team

“I am passionate about this,” said Jill Papapanu, an out-of-work executive assistant who spends most of her time these days keeping in shape. She wasn’t concerned about the implications of playing for the Lingerie Football League.

“I work hard for this body,” said Papapanu, a former college soccer player and U.S. Navy rescue swimmer. “We all do. We’re proud of how we look.”

Athletic feats, then, are just part of the appeal of The Lingerie Football League, started as a pay-per-view game between models that aired – without NFL sanction or approval – during halftime of the 2004 Super Bowl.

The following year, the lingerie league announced it had formed four teams. Just a couple of games were played, but a championship was always scheduled during Super Bowl halftimes, targeting male football fans with little interest in acts like Mick Jagger.

Christopher Martin, business affairs director of the California-based lingerie league, said a Tampa team will form in May. Players will attend class to learn gridiron terms and the nuances of the game.

In November, they begin practice.

Then four of the 10 teams will be a part of Super Bowl weekend in Tampa. The night before the big game Feb. 1, 2009, The Tampa Bay Breeze will play the Miami Caliente and the Los Angeles Temptation will play the Phoenix Scorch.

The winners will play somewhere in Tampa during halftime of the Super Bowl. Later, the team will play a 10-game season Friday nights.

Martin said most players have regular jobs – some are doctors and lawyers – and enjoy their time in the league.

“It’s an incredible life experience for them. In Los Angeles, we had 1,500 women vying for 12 spots on a team.”

He rejects the notion that women bashing against each other while wearing a bra and panties is in any way degrading.

“To say it’s degrading, well, these girls are empowered,” Martin said. “If you watch, this is not fluff football. We’ve had broken collarbones and busted knees. Sure, they are beautiful and that’s how we draw the audience but the tenacity of the girls maintains that audience.”

The Tampa tryout drew women from beyond the area.

Azuree Hewing, a 22-year-old Hooters waitress in Atlanta, learned about the tryouts online. Her mom, Stephanie McDaniels, flew from Las Vegas to support her.

“She played quarterback for a girls team in high school,” McDaniels said. “She did really good.”

Jacy Jarrell is a 22-year-old Hooters waitress from Tampa. “I just love football,” she said. She’s only played the flag variety, “but I’m ready,” she said.

Shannon Gestring, a 19-year-old model from Spring Hill sporting a Warrick Dunn Buccaneer jersey, figured she had as much of a chance as anyone else.

“Hey,” Gestring said. “It’s football.”

Jeff Kamis, spokesman for the Buccaneers, had this to say when informed another football team is
coming Tampa Bay’s way.


Kamis declined to elaborate.

By Keith Morelli of The Tampa Tribune and


Maria Ozawa <3’s Shino LOOOOoONG TYM!!

Wow… I had no idea my blog was going to be this popular with such high demands of people telling me to update everyday ASAP!!

So first and foremost, I’d like to thank all you supporters of Phen Club members for all the LOVE!!

All the people who are asking for custom stickers… the stickers will soon be made for you to rep. HARD on your cars etc. ~

Before I go on and get started on my blog entry, I promised my sexy horny perverted JDM friend Shino aka Mr. BRIDE aka Mr. Tees-USA that I will dedicated a blog post with his wifey = MARRRIAAA OZZAAWWAAA aka JAPANESE IDOL ^.^”

Do I really need to explain who she really is?!?! IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO MARIA OZAWA IS…..

3. YOU ARE GAY and last but not least…

but…since I am nice here is a quick bio on the GREAT MARIA OZAWA:

Maria Ozawa

Maria Ozawa is half-Japanese and half-French-Canadian, which has taking the internet through her mixed looks and generous assets.

She started modeling as Miyabi for the site in June 2005, which resulted in several sets of photographs and two gonzo videos. She was then signed by the S1, a production company that produces light blue movies, premiering for them on October 7, 2005 with the video New Face. S1 had subsequently released one original video per month until February 2007. These videos have made her a famous model among Asian men.


Birthdate: January 8, 1986
Birth location: Hokkaido, Japan
Birth name: Unknown
Measurements: 88E-58-86 (35E-23-34)
Height: 1.62 m (5 ft 4 in)
Weight: 48 kg (106 lb)
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black
Natural Body: Yes
Blood Group: A
Orientation: Normal – Straight
Ethnicity: Japanese and French-Canadian
Alias(es): Miyabi

So behold ladies and gents….Shino’s wifey = MARIA OZAWA ❤

(Sorry guys, I kept it classy for the underage viewers…YOU HORNY BASTARDS IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER NAKED GOOGLE HER ASS!!)

Kore Wa Nan Desu Ka? ROFLZ

Last but not least…here is Maria Ozawa speaking ENGLISH WATT WATTT + teaching ENGLISH!!!

I know Shino just busted the fattest nut all over his keyboard after wathing these videos LMFAO!!